Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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