I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
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