so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
bouncer thought i was tryin to get the license plate numbers of strippers to stalk them. I had to go show him where I threw up to get back in.
Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
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