Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
Ugh. I'm going to die alone, sister. Half-eaten by one of my thirty-seven cats and clutching a martini shaker
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
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