Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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