i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
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