they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
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