I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
Randomize
