You're a womanizer and a bitch.
go do what you do best...puke behind churches
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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