Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
Randomize
