yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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