Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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