Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
Randomize
