last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
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