we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
Well, I woke up with a text message from my cab driver that said "I hope you're alive," so that's a good indicator of how I was acting last night.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
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