i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
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