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(516): View more from New York

my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.

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(252): View more from North Carolina

Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling

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(323): View more from California

I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.

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(248): View more from Michigan

Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?

(1-248): View more from Michigan

Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.

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(219): View more from Indiana

my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.

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(310): View more from California

I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.

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(510): View more from California

Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!

(720): View more from Colorado

Poor parenting at its best

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(585): View more from New York

Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern

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