I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
Randomize
