drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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