Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends
I hate you
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