You're so nebulous sometimes
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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