Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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