Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
what?
your penis
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
The adults are the big ones right?
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