he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
shit pants at work. discarded underwear.
just showed this text to the guy at west elm. luckily we did not stool ourselves in the midst of the ensuing hilarity. so you're commando now?
yep! most awkward part is that i was a few feet away from a client, talking and looking him in the eye. i've never stooled while looking someone directly in the eye.
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
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