I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
Randomize