I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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