whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
The morning after your company Xmas party and that moment you're eating a block of cheese in bed wearing a sequin blazer and recalling all the details of your one night stand with a coworker who happened to start that day...fuck.
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
Hey, um, after thinking about it, I decided I really don't want to use applying olive oil to your ass for your fissure as part of foreplay because... well... really? Just read that again.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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