this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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