brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
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