He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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