You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
So here I am, sexting at work.
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