areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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