Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
There's limited edition cherry vanilla nyquil. It's like they know how much I hate myself and they're giving me a consolation prize.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
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