dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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