At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
It was laundry day and I was wearing last xmas undies. he took one look and went...you's a ho, ho, ho. my response you ask? for less dough, dough, dough. I'm a slut.
with a sacreligious after taste.
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
Someone signed my nipple.
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
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