i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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