I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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