brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
Just got hit on by a 28-year old, quadraplegic, triple-cancer-survivor redneck. Now updating bucket list to meet newfound standards.
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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