super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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