He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
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just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
Getting a high five from your dog when you're stoned is one the greatest rewards of being a pet owner.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
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