just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
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