his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
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