Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
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