Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
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