I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
You made out with two different species that night
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
This was the first funeral I've ever attended where I had to pee behind a bush cuz someone was passed-out drunk in the locked bathroom. Steve would have been proud.
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