So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
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