he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
totally just realized while washing my face that Cetaphil looks like semen.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
Randomize
