For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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