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• (770): View more from Georgia

  honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?

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  you.

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  oh yeah. preciate

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• (440): View more from Ohio

  Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."

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• (858): View more from California

  I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest

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• (310): View more from California

  I think I ordered pizza when I got home. The email said the delivery time was noon today. So if that shit shows up I am the most amazing drunk on the planet.

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• (754): View more from Florida

  He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?

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  In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?

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• (585): View more from New York

  with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?

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• (713): View more from Texas

  His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?

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• (419): View more from Ohio

  How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?

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• (708): View more from Illinois

  you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group

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• (+61): View more from Australia

  Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday

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• (604): View more from British Columbia

  He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.

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• (608): View more from Wisconsin

  Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record

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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?

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