The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
How do I un-spend everything I bought last night? Seriously...was a penis shaped piñata and enough tequila to fill my bathtub really that necessary?
At least you can say you've literally dumped money down the drain
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
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