he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
So apparently I tried texting you last night to tell you I wasn't coming home, but all I had typed were lyrics from Evita
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
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