You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
that's an acceptable place to lick
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
So. Much. Porn.
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