Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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