I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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